Hey doomed souls,
One of my, shall we say colleagues, mentioned this little thing called Steam Next Fest. My minions of the crypts have been getting lazy. I watched one of them just give a soul the letters instead of fighting them, so I think a fresh, new wave of “visitors” to the crypts would shape up my minions.
I set aside a few souls to help schedule what to do for Steam Next Fest. I, of course, came up with all the ideas. If this fails though, those poor, unfortunate souls are going to wish all they had to do was go through the crypts.
Monday - Play the demo
Those curious who happen to wander into my crypts will struggle against the waves of minions I have set aside. The demo is available to check out and try your luck in these dank dungeons.
Tuesday - Dev Log
The foolish developers who set me loose on all of you, Paul and Lee, want to talk about how development has been proceeding, as well as share some funny bugs and what inspired the creation of Cryptmaster. Trivial but I suppose they are allowed their trivialities.
Wednesday - Cryptmaster Video
Luckily, not all of my minions are so thoroughly useless. I’ve had a number of them work on something I’m told is called a “trailer,” showing you the desolate wastelands you’ll be traveling through. This will be released on Wednesday so be sure to “look” on the Akupara Youtube.
Thursday: D&D Cryptmaster stream (10am PST)
A few souls have approached me regarding something called “Dungeons and Dragons.” I am reliably informed it will give me entirely new avenues to torture the risen dead under my thrall, so I have decided to showcase their public humiliation to all of you.
You can watch on the Cryptmaster Steam page at 10am PST.
Friday: Gameplay stream (10am PST)
Finally, one of my minions will go deeper in the crypts themself. It will be the first time any of you will be able to see the game past the demo and I will be watching and making improvements if they survive. It would be boring if they didn’t at least suffer a little.
- Cryptmaster