We're a few days late to the fall sale announcements train, but we brought y'all something to make up for it: DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES. We know how much you guys love to hoard useless pieces of crap, so we added a bunch of that on the Steam side of things. You can get Splatter trading cards! Splatter emotes! Splatter profile backgrounds! You can even get a Splatter badge for being such a good collector!
Go now. Collect cards and experience the emotional fulfillment that only a pile of jpeg files can bring.