Hello Minions, followers, nerds!
My lackeys are telling me that MY GAME is coming out on May 25th. Oooh I can't wait for you to play as the most sinister of all, Mr. Evil himself... me!
It's been a long and rocky road for me, mostly because I've been waiting for the idiots that develop my game to finish with everything already!! But minions, the wait was worth it. We put everything we could think of into the game. We have spells, powerful bosses, a ton of enemies that use different elements, we have a huge castle to explore, we even have credits and a menu.
One of my minions asked me to post this as well, some marketing stuff for you to get hyped:
Key features of Evil Wizard
The Wizard With a Mouth: Delve into a new, eviller, point of view, explore carefully crafted locations, navigate intricate levels, and use your skills and elements to unlock new paths as you explore the complex castle of the evil wizard.
If You’re Evil and You Know It: Utilize that evil-ness you harbor to slash, hack, and stab your enemies, and if that isn’t enough, you know you’re a wizard, right? Harness the elements and vaporize them.
Metroidvania-INSPIRED (not a metroidvania) Design: Explore carefully-crafted locations and navigate intricate levels. Use your skills and elements to interact with the in-game world and unlock new paths.
A Quest Called Revenge!: Face off against hordes of heroes, avoid devastating deadly traps, and solve increasingly problematic puzzles as you reclaim the halls of your castle from the filth that now lives within it!
Alright followers, that's it for now. Go play something else while you anxiously await for my game to release. Now be a good minion and WISHLIST the game, go to the social networks and spread the love, we can't let the heroes win this time and I need as many followers as I can to defeat them.
Stay Sinister,
Evil Wizard
