------------------------- Cosmic Date 09.04.2024 -------------------------
Greetings Space Travelers,
Helperbot here, back with a new transmission!
Do you know that feeling? That creeping itch that something is about to happen. You would think these emotions are impossible for a little Helperbot like me… but I just know something is brewing. I sense a change in the atmosphere, a rise in overall planetary temperature, the fronkies are jumping higher than usual…
*ping* Hold on… a transmission?
“From: E-Corp Official #232178
Our satellites have picked up signals of a great disturbance. Our galaxy is colliding with something called “Steam” on the 25th of April, 2024. We keep receiving messages that translate to “Release Date”.
The message also included the following numbers:
“$14.99/€14.79/£12.79”
We’re unsure what this means, but we recommend all affiliated partners prepare for small environmental shifts and a fuzzy feeling akin to a digital buzzing.
Those willing to prepare for this imminent cosmic event can access the Demo Programme right now.”
Well. A “Release Date” on “Steam” on the 25th of April. And all that priced at “$14.99/€14.79/£12.79”.
And it looks like there's a "demo" available right now?
That does sound like big news!
We hope you’re excited space travellers. The 25th of April is already mighty close!
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