WE MADE IT! ENDLIGHT'S FIRST BIRTHDAY! Blow out the candles and slap mama's ass, 'cuz we're celebrating with a SALE. 50% OFF! $.7.50US! Depending on where you live, that's 2,000 coffees.

They said we couldn't release 25 free levels every month for a year. They said there's no way we could make Endlight even crazier. They said we have to stop working on it, before we're hospitalized. Never listen to them. HO!