Hello all current/previous/future employees!
Today we are celebrating the one year anniversary of D-Corp! During this past year, many of you have been working hard collecting resources on alien planets, and those of you that survived should feel proud about your (our) achievements. As a thank you management has prepared a little celebration with new hats and cake*!
Additionally, in order to bring in future employees, D-Corp will be on a 50% discount during the celebration. If you or a person in your proximity does not currently own D-Corp, this is a wonderful chance to fix that. Better yet, get it for both yourself and your friends and really put “cooperation” in “corporation”!
*While hats are provided, cake is not. Please make sure to get your own cake in good time for the celebration. Picture of cake has been provided for reference. Celebration is mandatory.
Alright, that’s all for now! Let’s go enjoy some cake!
Brain-in-a-Jar
CEO