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::// 75% DISCOUNT ENABLED
::// ACTIVE IMMEDIATELY
THE GALACTIC JUNKERS IS NOW ON SALE WITH 75% OFF!
Hello Human,
The Galactic Junkers is now on sale with 75% OFF. Who knows how this happened (you're welcome).
My systems recommend that you act quickly before the captains become aware. This message is set to self destruct in exactly 6 days 23hrs 59minutes.
M.O.E
Your Loyal A.I Companion