Incoming... Incoming...
The Closed Beta Test is due to end within the next 2 hours.
I should thank you for your service to The Galactic Junkers. Perhaps. Unless you failed miserably and caused immeasurable amounts of chaos. Yes, I am looking at you player #6521. You thought blowing up the machinery was going to go unnoticed? Ha. Ha. Humans do make me laugh.
Standby for more news soon about the release date... the demo... the co[REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
Thank you for your service, Captain.
M.O.E
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