I guess no one told these eggs not to run with scissors, because that is eggsactly what they've started doing to pass the time in their corporate 9-5.
Not just running, but jumping, rolling, and most importantly, cutting the other eggs down to size.
In the newest free-for-all game mode Eggs Royale the eggs must compete in armed combat, using very, very small pairs of scissors to eliminate one another and be the last egg standing.