Dear students and concerned parents,
The school board is outraged that toys not intended for educational purposes were found on school grounds. While these items may seem adorable – with bright yellow coloring and cute appearance – rubber ducks have no place in the educational institution, especially ones that explode!
It is true that Mr. Hyde used the rubber ducks to try and catch latecomers or students that bunked lessons. However, we do not condone retaliation from the student body. We will find the fiends that brought the ducks to school and force them to deactivate their explosive toys under the diligent watch of Mr. Hyde.
See you soon at the creepy school,
Gravewood High School Board