It's a beautiful day outside
Flowers are blooming, birds are singing... and yet, even on days like these, I am stuck in a room.
And why is that?
Why not take some time off and go to the beach? Eat some ice cream? Maybe touch some grass?
It's really simple...
I have set a release date for Do Not Buy This Game
Yes! Finally! Years in the making but it's finally happening! I've sat down in my big corporate building which I own with all the important shareholders of Kingblade Games Corporation (over 20,000 people arrived, so we used the small meeting room) and had this important meeting. We yelled at each other for hours, arguing when the best time to release it is.
I'm glad you weren't there. It got ugly. Your delicate heart couldn't have taken it.
But now that I have a release date, it's time to announce it right?
WRONG
Listen, I fought for you with upper management.
And the release date is... Not public yet. It can't be.
Unfortunately, to sustain all 40,000 employees is 'expensive', and announcing the date without a proper trailer in a nice festival to get more eyeballs on the game is 'a bad financial decision'.
So I'm doing just that. In the coming months I'll find a proper opportunity to get a release date trailer in front of as many people as possible, and I'll make sure it will be something that both you and the shareholders would be happy about.
But for now, know that the release date is for sure happening in 2027, and that I do not intend to move it. My 80,000 employees will make sure of it.
In the meantime, if you'd like to get a proper look behind the scenes - please check out my Patreon!
It's the best way to help support this solo-project megacorp organization.
The latest post is about some stuff I've been cooking, including a bit more about the process of choosing the release date.
And while I'm at it, I'd like to say thank you to all my Dangerous Fans on Patreon:
Isma2732
Shadow Hunter
AbsentPortion13
Erik Rydqvist
Sveninator
Beni 1194
And a super special thank you to my Part of the Problem and Legendary Agents of Chaos Patreons:
Corb Cob, who once took down an evil necromancer just because he had a bone to pick.
Gal Avineri, that to my knowledge once ate a pepper so spicy it overflowed into a -25,000 SHU on the Scoville scale.
Talk to you soon 👋