UPDATE: v0.6.5 is officially live! Feel free to update ASAP
NOTA BENE: Our specialists were working their paws hands off to prepare this update. Alas, 10 minutes before we were to release it, our machine learning machine has broken unexpectedly. Our game is promised to feature real machine learning, so we decided to postpone the next update until we truly nail it. This update will be released as soon as reasonably possible. Stay tuned. Glory to KOTOVOD!
The mission of KOTOVOD Learning Factory is as simple as it is noble: to generate happiness! Happiness for both humans and cats (well, mostly for cats, because they have paws for hands and are undeniably cute). Although our brave engineers are working days and nights pursuing this dream, they are barely humans.
«Hoomanz ar veri fine for makink katz happy but hoomanz are maed of meat and fat and dont haev fur and also oftenz stoopid. No oofeanz to hoomanz, i iz a hooman mysealf so i know. Iz why hoomanz invented robots and AI machines that arez betterz for makink katz happy. Also i iz a hooman and not a kat, did i tellz you dat olready?», — Dr. Katz, a human person and KOTOVOD’s chief scientist
Competent as they are, humans are imperfect. But they are perfectly capable of dreaming and inventing machines that will help achieve those dreams! And this is what this week’s big feature is all about: all cat stores are now powered by linear regression!
Yes, you have read it right. «KOTOVOD Worker» has mentioned this upcoming feature more than once, but this time it’s finally here to start changing lives! Each engineer is now free to turn on linear regression algorithm in their Smart Cat Stores and watch as the computers are calculating the optimal price for cat goods! Glory to science! Glory to KOTOVOD!
Of course, for the time being it is but an option: prices can still be changed by engineers’ firm (and furless) hands. But could their choices be more accurate and weighed than those made by machine learning algorithms? Only time will tell!
(Although the answer is, obviously, a «no»)
Version 0.6.5 Released!
Gameplay
- Linear Regression building can now be constructed to help calculating the optimal price for cat goods in Smart Cat Stores
- New type of cats (with fancy backpacks!) will be emerging from Cat Gates
Interface
- Various interface improvements, too numerous to be listed, too glorious to not be mentioned
More Engineers Required
We want YOU at KOTOVOD! Your participation in our Alpha program will help us create a more bright and enlightened future for cats and humans! Please use the information below to join our ranks:
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