Yo snails.
Squid here.
It came to my attention that for some reason, some of you yet haven't stepped into my simulation. That's a shame. It's time to correct that.
I heard that an apparently important discount is to come in the next few days.
You puny beings like discounts, yes?
Well, since I'm the most powerful entity in the universe, I do what I want, hehe. I want more of you to be my playthings.
That's why, just for you snails who haven't got to experience the game, the Steam Summer sales will start on June 26th instead of the 29th! You'll have 3 more days to enjoy a discounted Will You Snail?!
Well, yeah. Being the smartest and most evil AI of all time has to come with some perks, hehe.
Snail you later.