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Dirty Land is a videogame about real estate, crime, and desperation, inspired by classic sales movies of the 80s and 90s. Step into the shoes of Frank Marsh, a newly hired salesman for Pure Sky Properties, a real estate office where coffee is for closers and the status quo is haw
STEAM - COMING SOON Check out the Steam Coming Soon page for Episode Two: Please follow and add to your wishlist! :) KICKSTARTER - LIVE NOW! We're also running a Kickstarter! Visit there to try out our free demo and meet the Sheeple Drifter! :) We put a ton of work into this! We
STEAM - COMING SOON Check out the Steam Coming Soon page for Episode Two: Please follow and add to your wishlist! :) KICKSTARTER - LIVE NOW! We're also running a Kickstarter! Visit there to try out our free demo and meet the Sheeple Drifter! :) We put a ton of work into this! We
Hi! Notice anything different? After long deliberation, this package has been renamed to PATCHMAN VS. RED CIRCLES (again!) and most likely won't be updated with further episodes. Why? Because we are making the second episode right now, PATCHMAN VS. BLUE SQUARES and have to releas
Hi! Notice anything different? After long deliberation, this package has been renamed to PATCHMAN VS. RED CIRCLES (again!) and most likely won't be updated with further episodes. Why? Because we are making the second episode right now, PATCHMAN VS. BLUE SQUARES and have to releas
Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards. CLAIMING TOP SPOT We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *complete
Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards. CLAIMING TOP SPOT We currently have 14 eligible top slots to claim, at least two of which are *complete
Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German! Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything important in the game) have been added to our game. With the help of many friends, who just happen to be fluent in these languages, the game was transla
Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German! Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything important in the game) have been added to our game. With the help of many friends, who just happen to be fluent in these languages, the game was transla
Launch is a go!! Don't be Patchman? But you ARE Patchman! So how do you stop being him? We can think of one way... We've built, played, battered, and finalized the first episode of the game. Twenty Steam Achievements are ready to be collected, we're running a Leaderboard contest,
Launch is a go!! Don't be Patchman? But you ARE Patchman! So how do you stop being him? We can think of one way... We've built, played, battered, and finalized the first episode of the game. Twenty Steam Achievements are ready to be collected, we're running a Leaderboard contest,
LEADERBOARD CONTEST: At the end of the year we'll be sending out Championship Coffee Mugs to the top players on our Steam leaderboards! We'll take a snapshot of the best scores at the end of each year, post them, and if you're on it you'll just need to contact us to claim your mu
LEADERBOARD CONTEST: At the end of the year we'll be sending out Championship Coffee Mugs to the top players on our Steam leaderboards! We'll take a snapshot of the best scores at the end of each year, post them, and if you're on it you'll just need to contact us to claim your mu
After a lot of debate, we've made a significant change to our game mechanics. The hoe, shovel, and axe have all been modified and placed in different levels. Why? Part of the reason is that the hoe was always supposed to be the most powerful tool, the goto for Patchman, but it tu
After a lot of debate, we've made a significant change to our game mechanics. The hoe, shovel, and axe have all been modified and placed in different levels. Why? Part of the reason is that the hoe was always supposed to be the most powerful tool, the goto for Patchman, but it tu
I am very proud to announce the release of DON'T BE PATCHMAN: EPISODE ONE. What is Episode One? There weren't any episodes before! Well, the game has grown too big, so now there are episodes. Each island is an episode. The first island is Episode One, it's the forest island with
I am very proud to announce the release of DON'T BE PATCHMAN: EPISODE ONE. What is Episode One? There weren't any episodes before! Well, the game has grown too big, so now there are episodes. Each island is an episode. The first island is Episode One, it's the forest island with
We've rolled out Version 0.5 of our game! This includes a LOT of new content and features, including seven comic book pages and a new main menu. There are still a ton of features waiting to be deployed that are used in later levels. Patchman is no longer a SteamOS/Linux exclusive
We've rolled out Version 0.5 of our game! This includes a LOT of new content and features, including seven comic book pages and a new main menu. There are still a ton of features waiting to be deployed that are used in later levels. Patchman is no longer a SteamOS/Linux exclusive
It was always a hope to add animated cutscenes into the game. At one point I (developer Dave) had taken inspiration from Super Meat Boy and tried my hand at animating a scene using Synfig (an opensource Flash-like tool). That didn't work out well enough to go forward. Karly MacDo