Developer posts and news about this game.
Hello Voyagers! It's Weennnnnnnndnesday! A couple of quick fixes and changes: The "distance remaining" timer is now better - it won't go up. Zwolf confuses the computer a little bit with his "Wha?" ability. Cutscene text is larger. Space cows won't appear if you're watching a cut
Hey voyagers! To say we've been busy is an understatement. We've got a ton of new features to release today! In addition to a bunch of quality of life improvements and gameplay tweaks, we're adding three new features based on suggestions from users - Super Space Junk, Mega Boosts
Hey! Listen! Patch Notes: Version 21.6 Grandma Ozie's starting drones have been reduced from "3-2-2" to "2-1" to give her less kick at the beginning of that battle. She's still very tough! Added crash debugging for users experiencing any.. anomalies. Engineer clones have been rec
Hey! Listen! Patch Notes: Version 21.5 An aggressive marketing campaign graphical bug where store products would appear very large has been fixed. Marketing clones have been recycled. The word lists for randomly generated names and battle IDs has been de-naughtified. Grammar clon
I made dis. Patch Notes: Version 21.4 Friend/Password battles! Create a key, then destroy your friends! Cloning gel for everyone! The mission auto-fill button is now green. Green is the color of trees and grass, neither of which are found in space. Story battles have intros and e
Humans, aliens, and other assorted office products! Here's your fixes and changes! Patch Notes: Version 21.3 Ends of the Universe (Destination 36) has been bumped back to the End of the Universe. Take that, general relativity! Space Cows have become slightly more resistant to tec
Ladies, gentlemen and other creatures of the sea! Here's your fixes and changes! Patch Notes: Version 21.1 Space cow has been attracted back to space by the allure of sweet, sweet space hay. You'll find it on your travels at a much higher rate than yesterday. Jade is even stronge
Hey voyagers! It's been another great week in paradise, checking out new planets and stars. Huge thanks to the hundreds of you that signed up and played this week! We've tinkered with a huge amount of small things in preparation for opening our doors up to other markets and bring
Hey voyagers! Here's your fixes and changes! Patch Notes: Version 20.8 First Time User Experience won't "brick" accounts if done in the wrong order or disconnecting in the middle. Space Cow occurrence reduced. Space Cow won't moo in battle. ST4N's ability text has been updated to
Hey voyagers! Here's your fixes and changes! Patch Notes: Version 20.7 Congrats to our Grandma Ozie battle winners (2 of you!). She was a beast, but she's safely locked behind bars. Lots of behind-the-scenes fixes. Commas from France were causing us grief, but some of you got som
First person to down the Grifting Grandma gets 500 gel and 500 gems! In the past 24hrs, 244 attempts, 0 victories, or in Ozie's words: "Fiddle around and find out!"
Hey voyagers! Here's your fixes and changes! Patch Notes: Version 20.5 Grandma Ozie has been gifted with an excess of baking goods, and is now slightly less aggressive in battle. We had some crashes over the last day or so due to incredible load on the database. We threw more har
Hey voyagers! Here's your fixes and changes! Patch Notes: Version 20.4 Storymode battles are enabled again. Beware: these are extremely difficult! We've ejected the clone responsible for player name generation out the airlock, and changed a couple of the naughtier names he genera
Hey Zero-Day voyagers! Thanks for playing, and happy Valentine's day. Here's your fixes and changes! Patch Notes: Version 20.3 We've added a small banner message for sending broadcasts to players so you know if we're about to restart the server. We call it Bruce the Banner. A rac