Developer posts and news about this game.
Update! Cards #fitness hashtag with 2 new personalities for now: DYEL and roidRage. More to come! #fitness spawns a pinned post when you first play a card that increases your bench: This lets you scale your power over time in a way that the opponent can't remove. #hashtag Drop Ra
Took a break recently, so this is a fairly lazy update. Even the jokes are lazy! We go for the lowest hanging fruit of internet jokes, the infamous monke jpeg peddlers. New personalities ponzaSchemer exists because of a pun. I mean, that's really it. But to make the pun actually
This week's update: Cards Two new personalities found their way into the game - a 😍 robosexual and a 😡 robohater Robosexual, in tune with its flavor, replaces the need for a real egirl in your deck and thirsts for your opponent. Robohater has a funky card that can CANCEL multip
Weekly content! New personalities "Transform a post" mechanic was introduced for an enemy in the last small update, and it's a fun one with a lot of potential depth. Now, YOU get to transform posts! 🤔 influencee - this propagator of HOT TAKES will turn your posts into "1 downvot
This minor update contains some bugfixes, and new stuff targeted at both ends of the player skill spectrum: For newbs A hint system was introduced to help you figure out enemies. Many enemies in this game, especially early on, have puzzle-like solutions that completely disarm the
New content! Cards 3 new personalities found their way into the game slacktivist: supports the current thing and NEEDS you to know it. 😭 isn't super weak, but it's just not particularly exciting because the whole "needs a reply" theme means jumping through hoops to get normal th
It's the first post-release batch of new cards! And a little QoL in the package. Cards 3 new personalities made it into the game: baneposter - the exodia of memeing, if you assemble the whole Bane vs CIA conversation, you win the game on the spot b*tchLasagna - missing piece of
Early tweaks are mostly buffs to 😭 and 🤔 to improve their basic playstyle. 😭 - buffed healing, some timeout effects replaced with damage over time. 🤔 - cards changed to benefit more from duration extending. Some not very flavorful cards in🤔 and 😭 are replaced with a new shi
First patch, some requested QoL improvements double click cards to play them without target right click cards to bin them for emoji network "map" can now be scrolled to plan ahead all 5 starter personalites are now accessible when starting the roguelike mode. this is a buff to ea
This is it, the game is out for everyone to play! Release discount lasts for a week. Shitpost away with the currently available content, and I'll see what more I can whip up soon!
What can you expect on release? two playable modes - roguelike and constructed 40 personalities to mix and match when building your deck, 120+ player cards in total a rogueLITE progression system that you can just skip and unlock everything if you feel like it 4 challenge modes t
"Based on what?" Based on YOUR Next Fest feedback! Demo has been updated according to some common feedbacks I got during steam next fest. Key changes include: Complete battle UI Redesign! Posts will now autoposition in two columns, one for you and one for the enemy. If there is l