MEMORANDUM
TO: All Knights
FROM: Spiral HQ
SUBJECT: Surge Toward Victory
Knights, today we introduce a line of gear that is guaranteed to shock. Really. Instead of going the disguise route, these pieces will let your adversaries know in no uncertain terms that they should stay away. In the Electric Prize Box, you'll find such amped-up items as:
- Electric armor and helms
- Electric accessories
- Prismatic Voltaic Headset
- Voltaic Plasma Wings
- Prismatic Extension Cord
- Voltaic Radical Suit
- Voltaic Radical Mask
SUMMARY: These items crackle with power, and will be available to you through February 17, 2015. For the full breakdown of possible prizes, check here.
P.S. Please alert HQ if you see anyone attempting to dance the Electric Slide while wearing these. We'd like to document the resulting effect on morale.