My dear citizens,
Today I am talking to you from the movie capital of the world – Hollywood. You may wonder why I am here, and the answer is: I have been making a clip just for you!
I wanted to show you what my daily routine looks like and how I communicate with the rest of the world via electronic devices. So here it is, the first film I ever made:
As you can see, I have access to such cool features as a social media platform – Screecher and the Post Master mail server. They allow me to say what’s on my mind and quickly react to events as they unfold. I can always choose the answer that reflects my current mood and wait for the reactions.
I have a lot of followers, so they always leave comments below my screeches!
I know that people don’t regularly check their emails – that’s too bad! Every day I receive so many offers and weird messages... it would be such a waste not to go through them all. I assure you, there are some hidden gems out there!
Anyway, the time to reply to each email is limited, so you better hurry up!
I have many ways of communicating without even having to move from my desk. It is important to #stayhome, so I am doing what is right for my nation.
See you soon!