General! On this magnificent day, I, the Dark Lord, have arrived on Steam to fulfill my Vengeance.
I hope you have already thought of a strategy to lead my army and heroes to victory.
I expect you have read the Encyclopedia I left for you and now know every weakness of our pesky enemies. Have you already familiarized yourself with our many towers and heroes? They are there to help you achieve victory in my name.
I hope you have done so for your own sake or the consequences will be nefarious.
I expect nothing from you but excellence, and I am sure you will not fail me!
Go now, rush to Steam and let my Vengeance begin!