John’s already told you everything that’s wrong with Assassin’s Creed Odyssey. But you should stop listening to grumpy old men. You should listen to me, so I can inject you with youthful pep.
I completely get where John’s coming from. After reading his piece, in fact, I had a week long wobble where I barely touched the game. Then I came back and had a fab time playing all the way through to the ‘proper’ end – the one where they say “Ho ho, what an odyssey this has been” and slap their knees. Here’s why.