Good news everybody! We’ve like... made contact with Uncle Death again! The bad news? He STILL hasn’t returned to the Tower of Barbs! Read on for like, more info or whatever…
It seems that Uncle Death was able to get back in touch with that same guy from before who filmed him living in that basement. I don’t know why he contacted that guy again before reaching out to ME - his faithful employee Naomi Detox - but like, I guess that’s not important.
It’s pretty hard to tell for sure, but it looks as though Uncle D is still bumming around somewhere in Tokyo. He appears to be safe but...he’s riding a bicycle now?! And what’s with those clothes? I guess I should like, feel relieved and stuff, but I’m just not going to be able to relax until Uncle D returns safely to the HATED Arcade and PAYS me for all the extra work I’ve been doing these past few months!
UGH! Right… focus Naomi!
Anywayz, in this new video, Uncle says that he’s going to be appearing in another game! He said it’s called... Ninjala? Not only that, but he’s looking to do collabs with even MORE games?! Gyahh! Now I’m beginning to wonder if he’ll EVER return to the HATED Arcade!
I’m like, #sorrynotsorry to say this, but it looks like I’m still gonna need your help, gamers! If you want Uncle Death to return to LET IT DIE (and PAY ME for the last few months of work), PLEASE leave your messages of support in the comments below. You know that Uncle really loves hearing from his senpai, so don’t hold back and let him know how you feel!
Oh, and just like before, remember to follow Uncle on all his social channels and send him some love there too, ‘kay? Use the hashtag #UncleDeathIsMissing.
twitter.com/LETITDIETheGame
facebook.com/LETITDIETheGame
instagram.com/letitdiethegame
By the way, did you like, catch that one part at the end? Y’know, the part that said “To Be Continued”?!
Oh man, I hope that’s like, not some kinda sick joke!
Alright you beautiful weirdos, I’ll let you know if I hear anything new or whatever.
Kbyeee!
Naomi Detox