Hey, um...senpais! Wow. So like, I’ve been trying to keep it a secret, but OMG, UNCLE DEATH IS MISSING!!
It all started a couple of months ago. Uncle D had been acting a little strangely and then one day he told me he was “going out for some tacos” and like, I haven’t seen him since! That is, I HADN’T seen him until this super mysterious videotape showed up at the HATED ARCADE. The postmark was dated a few weeks after he disappeared, so I guess it must have like, got lost in the mail or whatever.
Anyway, I’m trying not to be emo here, but the video is like, kinda disturbing. Uncle Death is… well, maybe you should just see the video.
So like, yeah, Uncle Death is living in some yucky basement somewhere and I still haven’t heard from him! I wouldn’t normally ask anyone for help under any circumstances, but I’m really worried about Uncle Death. I mean, like, what if he doesn’t come back? I might stop getting paid to come and sit in this stupid arcade all day!!
Uncle Death never stops talking about how much he loves his senpai, so that’s why I’m turning to you. PLEASE help me convince Uncle Death to return by sending your messages of support on social media using the hashtag #UncleDeathIsMissing. You can also post your comments on the YouTube video. Anything helps!
Tell him that you miss him! Tell him how much you enjoy his game. Tell him what he can do to make you happy! I think that, like, if hears from enough people that might convince him to come home, ya know?
Anyways, please follow Uncle Death on social media and send him your messages of support. Here are Uncle D’s social media accounts:
Uncle Death's Twitter
Uncle Death's Facebook
Uncle Death's Instagram
Thanks in advance for your help. If you can’t do it for him, do it for ME! I’m stuck in this arcade with no one to talk to except stupid Meijin!
Kthanx,
Naomi Detox