Attention Marines!!!
It's time for your 2022 roll call!
So sit up straight, (or slouch in your woven rattan chair if that's how you choose to live your life) and hear my wise words.
It's time to feel some sense of normality. It's time to get back to Mars and say hello to your fellow squad members. To be honest it's time to remember where the mute button is (so I keep telling myself).
So, with your head held high, let us head into 2022 with an explosion of STROL entrails and the odd limb or two.
LET'S CELEBRATE THE YEAR OF THE TIGER!
From the 27th of January to the 3rd of February, get 40% off Red Solstice 2: Survivors! A perfect time to get in those new recruits - just in time for the Lunar New Year!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/768520/Red_Solstice_2_Survivors/?utm_campaign=Lunar22&utm_source=SocialMedia&utm_medium=SM_organic
We've even added some Lunar New Year items to the game in celebration!
Our motto!
(which I have decided just. now.)
'SPREAD THE LOVE AND GUTS – NOT THE INFESTATION!'
I'm sure you're thinking "that's a rubbish motto", but I can assure you, I rejected nearly 50 other ideas, suggested by myself.
(please leave any other ideas for mottos in the comments)
Tell your granny, your granny's bestie, your granny's bestie's dogwalker, the dog. Everyone is welcome to join the fight against the STROL infestation. And I've heard that doggo loves a good bark-gain, so remember to let them know they can get 40% off in the Steam Lunar New Year sale!
That's all for now marines. You can go back to HQ now.
...The new series of Real Housewives of Mars is on - AND I KNOW YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS IT!
Marines, DISMISS!!!!!