Wedy here!
Some people like bird watching.
Some people like a lazy Sunday afternoon drive.
Some people like to throw themselves into a trolley, and smash head-first into man-sized bowling pins!
Me? I'm a strictly 'face off' kinda girl when it comes to neck-breaking hilarity.
You? You're going to LOVE IT!
That's right viewers, Go-Go Trolley Bowling is here! Say 'no' to flat cola and soggy nachos, and say 'hello' to yet another session of multiplayer hilarity!
THE RULES!
1/ Phone your friends for some 2-8 player action (snacks optional).
2/ Choose from 5 to 10 frames depending on your preferred game-time!
3/ Turn based action ahoy! Stand back and watch your friends humiliate themselves, one after the other!
THE AGONY!
1/ Set your trolley/shopping cart's position - aim for a strike!
2/ Take a running jump into the trolley - graceful this is not, folks!
3/ Wince as you career towards random hazards appearing between frames - from ramps, paper doors, disco balls, carp and (of course!) shiba inu!
4/ Hope for some high-scoring points potential.
5/ Pray you don't end up in Accident and Emergency.
As they say, it's not the winning that counts, but the bone-shattering idiocy of how you lost, that's important!
So that's all for now folks!
I've been Wedy Jones.
Keep it real, Keep it Nippon!