On town square many Lords and Ladies are crowding together for the awaiting of something. Local rabble is disappearing from this place with kind help of armored town guards. After a short while a Castle bugler climbs up on an wooden stage, rolling a scroll in hand.
Honorable Lords and noble Ladies! In the name his highness King, listen for the news of this week. As every previous week also as this one we bring you the freshest information about our young, but growing kingdom.As you might noticed, a lot of rotundas began to be built all around our fief's. But local chaplain John the pious complaints, that he has no clue how to get resources of wine.. ehm holy water to his chapel. And thou from reason, that every single cart with valuable load ends up stuck in the wetlands. So we have asked our best bridge builders from wide surroundings, so if they could also bring their craftmanship skills to our small kingdom. Yes dear listeners! We will have bridges soon! No losses of barrels with valuable content in slippery mud anymore! Concurrently we would like to ask anyone who would like to seek end of his life by jumping off this brilliant structure, to henceforward and use an nearby forrest for this purpose. ( New Blocks in 0.0.02B)! Many lords complains about creaky wheels in mechanical eye device and lazy builders building their castles too slow which is making the world not entertaining for you. We are sending whips and smoother clay, so now our in-game eye for you is creaking little less. despite it is not perfect yet, it promisses some noticable improvements (better optimization in 0.0.02B). Forth it says, that castle's servants (our testers) and even some good Lords found on the castle many defects, so they deserve big thanks. We repaired some of defects, so we believe your stay at our castle will be more pleasant.And there is more - As you go back after this speech, do not forget to buy some eggs, some carrots, and take care so it’s not to be rotten as last time, chicken for sunday dinner... Eh sorry, it seems that all that was said.
Lords and Ladies, thanks! In the name of the king for your adherence, allegiance, tolerance and generosity... At the end we would like to wish you all to enjoy these peacefull times!