Premature Evaluation is the column in which we explore the wilds of early access. This week, Fraser s been given the keys to Parkasaurus, the goofy dinosaur theme park sim.
The real tragedy at the centre of the Jurassic Park movies is that, no matter how many times they escape the park and kill their captors, the dinosaurs are never free of humans for very long. Whether it s clueless holidaymakers, rescue parties or, inexplicably, more parks, humanity can t help but interfere. Parkasaurus majestic beasties are likewise surrounded by scrawny bipeds, but there s an important difference: these dinos get to wear lots of fetching hats.