Hello everyone, and welcome to LOWER BULLOCKS.
No, I’m not swearing at you like a complete filth-monster. Lower Bullocks is, in fact, one of the levels in Two Point Hospital, nestled in the clement and temperate countryside of the southern end of Two Point County.
Our US PR Manager Erica sat down on Lower Bullocks recently (sounds painful), so we decided to capture some snaps of her hospital and give our impressions of what a good or terrible job she has done for the whole world to judge.
(For what it’s worth, we think she’s done a great job here).
Survey this scene, for example. Erica’s laid out four plots. Count them! In this scenario you start off with one plot, but have the capability to expand if you’re earning the dough to balance it out. Erica’s got fat stacks – 764k of currency by the looks of it – so has really pushed her hospital's footprint.
It looks like she’s got a couple of pharmacies on the go, a healthy spread of toilets and a nice set up with double reception desks on the main entrance. That’s a great way to get more people through the door more efficiently!
Here’s a closer look.
Over in another block, we can see those toilets in a bit more detail. A delicious use of a pot plant to liven up the atmosphere in the lavatories, but what’s going on with all the space in the De-Luxe Clinic? Perhaps Erica was going for a bigger room to increase the prestige.
Holy wowsers, look at that ward! Not only has Erica arranged 16 beds in there for maximum efficiency, she’s also placed some pot plants in there to keep the attractiveness up. Also four nurses stations and screens – this is guaranteed to be a super-efficient place to be treated!
Ah, now this looks like a diagnosis wing. We have six doctor’s offices, five psychiatry clinics and, of course, a tuck shop to fix those all-important munchies.
Think you can do better? You don’t have long to wait to find out. Two Point Hospital is out on August 30th and you can pre-purchase it right now for a lovely 10% discount.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/535930/Two_Point_Hospital/
You can’t say fairer than that!
Craig @ SEGA