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KNOW YOUR GOER Vol. 2

What up, party beasts!

ːpartyknifeː
In the previous edition of KNOW YOUR GOER we have introduced to you the first two people who will engage in the huge ass get-together called Party Hard Tycoon. Now it's time to meet ːpartymaskː the next two. Prepare your tea and cookies, here they go.

Meet MARENA

ːpartydiskː Real name: unknown
ːpartydiskː Nickname: Black Virgin
ːpartydiskː Sex: female
ːpartydiskː Origin: Bulgaria
ːpartydiskː Age: 27
ːpartydiskː Status: widowed
ːpartydiskː Bad habits: alcohol, heavy smoking, two-timing

Marena's parents had fled to USA from Народна република България, carrying an infant, two bags of clothes, and 176 dollars. Of course, the life of an illegal immigrant ain't no weekend picnic: Marena's father didn't survive hard work after a tough trip, and the living conditions took a toll on her mother. Little Mar was put in an orphanage to be later adopted by the Whites, who gave her all the love and care they had. But when gal turned 17, she treated her foster family much like her own parents treated their homeland: Marena fled for her freedom. Doing the only thing she knew for living—pole dancing for adults,—young lady became the best stripper around... and the worst wife one can wish for.
Don't ask what happened to her eye, we're not in the know. No one is, in fact. Almost...

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Meet QUINTEN BOS

ːpartydiskː Real name: Quentin Thomas Dawson
ːpartydiskː Sex: male
ːpartydiskː Origin: Netherlands/USA
ːpartydiskː Age: 22
ːpartydiskː Status: single
ːpartydiskː Bad habits: chemical compounds, lies

Upon achieving 'Best MC of the Old World' status, Quinten Bos, the offspring of an American politician and a Dutch model, has left for the States. According to Bos, pursuit of fame has been his primary goal. But some reliable sources tell us Quinten had crossed the Atlantic to become his father's successor. Mayor Thomas Dawson teaches Bos and his other children all the essential political subjects: deceit, lie, setup, you name it. Besides all that, this arrogant apprentice demonstrates a sincere desire for learning even outside study time: he patiently embraces chemistry and the high art of full tilt partying.
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There you have it: two of the maddest ːpartytongueː individuals in Party Hard Tycoon. But who's capable of wreaking more havoc: Marena or Bos? Write your opinion in the comments.
Also, don't forget to hit that sexy blue 'Follow' button on the game's store page for more exciting announcements.

Happy partying, y'all! ːwaterː

P.S. Try looking on those GIFs with some neat party beat on.