Welcome to "Backhanded Box Quotes," a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don't take that personal.
Spec Ops: The Line
Released: June 26.
Critic: hcookie (Metacritic)
• "Incredible storyline. The Apocalypse Now for the next generation."
• "Gameplay is fantastic and a great story. "
• "Do not miss this game."
But ...
• "Once again, Developers fail to polish what is probably one of the better games released in 2012."
•"And for that, what would have been a perfect 10 is now an 8."
And yet ...
Score: 0.
OK ...
The Amazing Spider-Man
Released: June 26.
Critic: Criticalkev1169 (Metacritic)
• "[T]he graphics are amazing."
• "[T]he combat system is amazing and very simple."
But ...
Score: 0.
OK ...
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