Fresh from the lab (or the Other Place, for all we know,) It's the latest Makeship machination! This time, fate has chosen Doc (or 2BDamned, if you prefer) to undergo plushification. Complete with dynamic balding action!
After they've finished materializing, agents will be dispatched to deliver them anywhere via low, flat-rate WORLDWIDE SHIPPING.
But don't delay! We can only maintain our connection until JUNE 6TH, So don't miss out!
Now, some of you may be looking at this and thinking "Gee, all these plushies are sweet as heck, but I sure wish I had an excuse to boot up my favorite run-n'-gun-slash-beat-'em-up again." Well, we think that's an excellent point. So excellent in fact, that we had the idea ages ago and have been working on it this whole time! We're just about ready to let y'all in on all the juicy details, but you'll have to give us a few days. We uh, need a little extra time to Workshop it.
See ya then!