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Post Human W.A.R Patch Note 15

Hello There, I'm Doctor Soy Spinachsauce, specialized in mood disorder. Autumn has fallen, and you probably feel a little down, bland, weak... Well, this common trouble is called Seasonal Affective Disorder. Rest assured, I got you covered: Here's a prescription to make you feel better, The Post Human W.A.R Patch Note 15!

  • To increase your appetite, I upgraded the map in conquest mode with new graphics and a revamped level design with more obstacles. It will be easier for long ranged units to hide and harass opponents!
  • To improve your overall skin complexion, Champion Reveal and Units Recycle features are now added to the tutorial syrup. You won't miss anything about those unique elements, never seen before in any other Turn-Based Strategy Game (I think...)
  • Your lack of energy is another symptom... to counter this, here's a "recycle when you want" shot. Now you can recycle your units even after they moved or acted! Whoops, I missed your vein. Let me do it again. Sorry about this.
  • Lastly, I'm pretty sure your libido just collapsed. Here take these pills : 4 new maps for the conquest mode to boost your intimate relationship. No, don't thank me. What? You're single? Well, I'm afraid I have no remedy for that!!! Hahaha! ... Haha...Ha... ...

Well, that's it for this Patch Note 15! If you like the game, if you have Seasonal Affective Disorder, or if you have a cat, just share our Discord Thread and let the world now about Post Human W.A.R!