Hey Panda Peeps!
Okay - so I know that some of you aren’t going to put Bearverly in your Top 10 Waifu lists. Maybe you feel a little odd about Catara. I mean, not everyone can be a “cat person”.
For some people, the whole “magical / adorable anime girl connected loosely to an animal” trope may be a little…. Odd. To you.
So on that note - heeeeeeeere’s Tessa!!!
Tessa is a good girl who enjoys long walks on the beach, long walks in the park, long walks on a short pier. She is a massive walk fan. You walking somewhere, and she is THERE.
She’s here to make you laugh and smile and go, “It would be really funny if I could understand my dog. Also - awkward. Because dogs do things that would make a lot of people blush and fidget.”
We hope you love her. Because she already loves you. And she is so READY to protect you from bears and squirrels and neighbors walking a little too close to your driveway.
She’s everything you dream she is, and more. Don’t miss your chance to unlock her and begin to flirt with the idea of explaining her to your significant others.
You’re awesome, and we love you so hard!
The Pandas