Hey Panda Peeps,
Make sure your tank’s full up on Coaxium (or Dilithium crystals - we don’t pick sides!) because it’s time for the return of the Outer Space Event!
Step aboard the bridge of the SPS Uncrushable, where you’ll have to do more than just press fake buttons in the background if you want to prove yourself to this crew of smart, seductive sci-fi babes! Your assignment? To complete all mission objectives before September 29th.
Those who do will be handsomely rewarded, and we’re not talking about some chintzy space medallion hung around your neck by a wisecracking princess, either! No, we’re talking about wisecracking alien bounty hunter Loola, retiring from her dangerous life on the galaxy’s outer rim to settle with you in your main game, instead!
So suit up, Ensigns, set phasers to stunning, and remember…
We love you so hard,
The Pandas