Here are some amusing chat bits from the game reports that make us laugh.
Someone is Getting Coal from Santa this Year
player: ok hope are elf dont move
Can I Have That To Go?
player1: DONT EAT THE JOURNEY ELK DAISY
Cougars Swipe Left
Game Name: TinderForWolves
Eternal First Dater
player: ""I'll show u the fun in romance""
player: /He picked Lola up and dumped her in the water/ "
Great Game Name
FangsOfDetermination
Pack the Knife
Game name: PackVSPackRP|Sinatra
(OK, you probably won’t get that if you were born after 1970…)
Middle School Blues
player: is this even a RP at this point?))
player: i feel like i'm sitting alone at a lunch table over here))"
Too Busy
player: Sorry I don't hornny right now try again later.
Reported!!
Player: Cats are ugly
And Into the Fire
player1: Male/1.5yrs/loves his brother/eccentric/prefers to run from troubles/sneaky/pansexual >>
player2: what's pansexual
player2: -: ?
player1: they like frying pans) "
Problem Solving Clan
Popcorn: Hello
Whitepaw: its a warriors rp
Whitepaw: Warrior cats
Whitepaw: rp
Popcorn: I don’t know what warrior cats
Whitepaw: Well
Popcorn: Can I make me in Warrior cats rp
Whitepaw: just make a cat called like, Leaf AND THEN add another name at the end.. so like >
Whitepaw: Leafheart
Whitepaw: or
Whitepaw: Leaflight
Whitepaw::LeafStream
…
Popcorn: I want my name
Whitepaw: Well
Whitepaw: its a warrior cats Rp
Whitepaw: and not for cats called Popcorn
Popcorn: I don’t know Warrior cats
Voxe: Maybe it’s a kittypet XD
Whitepaw: Lol
Whitepaw: Yea
Whitepaw: your a kittypet then "
Popcorn: Ok
The Eagle Has Not Landed
player1: Hold on
player1: Eagle D:
player1: Or not?
player1: It poofed
player1: O Bejesus D;
player1: It kept teleporting xd
player2: t e l l
player1: Flip no, Admins will find out and fix it :/ [We’ve got a rogue eagle in sector six. Dispatching team now.]"
Insult #1
player: ur farts smell bad
Insult #2
player: Everywhere you are is misery
Insult #3
player: I’ll just recite everyone’s name and that’ll be our dose of stupidity.
Death is Cheap
player: Y'all are gonna be disappointed with the xp he gives us
When Your Pack Lacks a Certain “je ne sais quoi”
player1: Howl
player1: You also need to howl
player2: Nope
player3: can't rally with someone dead
player2: Just two play bows or two tail wags is enough "
Slaves Needed
(an email request)
Can u guys make its so that stranger wolves can join your pack if they are submissive? That will help as I’m always running around marking territory, feeding pups and hunting, I can’t spend time with my mate or pups"
A Wolf in Cat's Clothing
Game name: Warriorcats|roleplay
Wolf has entered the game
Server hosted by Sunstar
Sunstar: (Heyo!
Wolf: Can I be a female alpha or a male alpha please
Sunstar: (Uhm.....did you read the server name?
Wolf: I didn't see it
Sunstar: (Right....Well This is a warrior CAT roleplay so...
Sunstar:(Stophowling -_-
Wolf: ok"
Finally Got a Sitter!
NoKidsElkfarmAndChat
Creating Work for Therapists
player: can you name one of the pups the fat one?
Are Wolves Even Allowed on the Couch?
player: I want to go into wolf psychology when im older.
We All Need That, Sister
player: She ate the bit that was left then laid down, she needed to rest from her emotions *
When Your Wolf Hunts and Pecks
player: I’m sincerely sorry for my fowl playing.
If you like these, see also:
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 1 ) https://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/1452833203688178908
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 2)
https://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/2921010321253375265?insideModal=0
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 3) http://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/1643119540028916977
Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 4) https://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/3227265939326956732?insideModal=0
And there are plenty more on the WolfQuest Community Forum at: Secret Life of WQ Admin at WolfQuest.org