As WolfQuest admin I have the pleasure of reviewing abuse reports each day. This means I get to read many chat transcripts which can be amusing (or disturbing). Here are some funny excerpts for your weekend reading enjoyment:
A Diverse Community
fox: IM SORRY BUT IM A CAT)
Carl: so you're a cat named Fox? :I
fox: YES)
fox: XD)
Carl: i dont accept cats in this rp. or any creature. unless wolves
fox: ...
Carl: srry
fox: ok bye
(fox reported Carl)
Dressing it Up
player1: "Are you a lone-wolf?"-he said in his British accent-
When Threats Fall Flat
player1: and i will quit wq if YOU dont stop
player2: I don't care if you quit WolfQuest.
Some Polite and Privileged Pups
player1: "why, if it isnt Pixel" he nodded his head slightly, "a pleasure to meet you once more"
player2: < Drives off on her austin marten and i bark walking back into the park
I Hear You, Sister!
player: Is anyone else a female cause I'm not giving birth
Best Insult
player: you are the shelter dog that nobody adopts.
Do What You Love
player: the lil corgi pads happily down the street, like he does everyday, looking for trash cans to dump
Mistaken Identity (aka That’s No Moon!)
player1: why is this hay bale groaning
player2: oh thats a beaver lodge
Perhaps This Player Should Watch More Nature Documentaries
player1: Fox thing eating our puppy food
player2: I think that fox thing is a fox
A Very Small Wolf
player: She wanders around as she is careful cause she is Only the size of a shoe size 5
Just Wanting Some Respect
player: He simply nods, happy that finally a wolf was respecting his being as a dog.
The Perils of Google Translate
player1: I PUT OUT MY GRANDMOTHER'S COOKIES OMG
player1: :(
player2: (i think you mean puked, player1, not put out.)
Two Blocks Down, On the Right...
player: Where do we get mates, is there a store here?
Parenting
player: I love not having to worry about pups and strategically placing food
player: this must be what parents feel like after the kids move out
That's Not How It Really Works...
player1: runt's mine
player2: I didn't see you give birth to him
player1: who did?
player2: for all we know it could've been anyone "
Never!
player: Player frowned, "I have to control my anger. Less I prove my mother right."
Don't Lose Sight of That
player: I'm trying to find a mate thats kind honest good with pups and is loving
I Am Host
player: Cracks knuckles. I think I have a kick left. INHALES POWER
Why We Have Phrase Chat
player: [player2] YOU HAVE A STUPID NAME IT SHOULD BE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Mommy Issues
player: Since she can't play WolfQuest at her house because of her mom.
More Mommy Issues
player: we need to sacrife pups for mother Russia
Black Widow Wolf
player: As a yearling, she accepted a mate, but unfortunately, killed him later on…
Those Darn Corporate Packs!
player1: "So what brings you both here to Slough Creek if your birth territories are so far away?"
player2: "I was transferred here
Good to Meet You...
Wildfire: "names wildfire. most call me wild"
Wilbur: "Im Wilbur. You can call me Will"
Blaze: "Names Blaze, but you can call me Blaze."
A Questionably Literate Game-Name
Partners|Litterate
Yooo Hoooo! (a game-name)
SingleLadiesInYourArea
Google Translate Fail
player: She went to heat a puppy?
And I Thought My High School Was Stressful
Game-name: HighSchoolRP
player: "I want to get away from it, player2 . He said as he squeezed her hands gently. My past haunts me>
player: though, everyday.. I can't go anywhere without my knife.. Or without looking for the "Mafia."
Ineffective Grammar Police
player: Your not makin any sence saying "U"
Calculus Cuts Deep
player: "I said, get lost, inless you want mathing scars."
Player1 Thinks Fast
player1: Hello!
player2: Why did u kick me?
player1: Huh?
player2: It's me [other wolf name player1 must know from another game]!
player2: Why did u kick me?
player1: I was trying to sent you a friend request, and I didn't mean to
The "Father of Liberalism" Was an Ungulate
Locke@username(Rank: Young Hunter) has entered the game
player1: hi
Locke: Hullo
player2: Hello John Locke
Locke: Your the second person to say that to me... who is john Locke?
player2: A dude that made history
player3: An old dude from history times
player1: moose
player4: moose
player2: LETS DESTROY IT
player3: John Locke was a moose?
BRB
player: Brb my little sisters trying to put my moms make up on my dog >_<)
NAH
player1: if we r going to have a normal wolves life we need to have mate and then you need to mate your mate
player2: ,,, nah
player3: nah
It's a Trap! Game-Name
PEOPLECANCUSSHERE
Low Effort Game-Name
gamename
Niche Game-Name
highschool|RP|Church
Sweet Game-Names
NoPupLeftBehind
puppiesarecutenofight
Most Predictable Wolf-Name to See in the Reports
Blame
In-Utereo RP
player1: player2 follow player3 not me your in player3's belly)
W e c a n s t i l l r e a d i t j u s t f i n e
player1: : Well my father and mother call me a and [a n o t h e r b a d w o r d]
player2: thats rude
player3's: You know those words aren't aloud in wolf quest
player1: :That's why I did it in spaces
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Wolf Scorned
player1: : player2 add me i love you
player1: : ur my family
player2: im in a relationship ma'am
player2: i'm sorry but I have to turn you down
...
player1: : ok kick him
player2: wow
Now That Would Be Something to See In Yellowstone!
player: Guys dont hate me i wanna try to make a whale in chat if it doesnt work then im bored)
A Heavy Crown
player1: < player2 First rule on leadership everything is your fault
Pick Up Your Elk Bones! This Den is a Pigsty!
player1: PLAYER2 COME HELP US
player2: Stop yelling at me
player2: player1, what do u want me to do gosh I feel like my mom is playing "
You Tell Her, Sister!
player1: she couldn't help but howl for a male
player2: player1, knock it off with the howling. You can be a strong, independent woman as well}}"
A Terrifying Skill
player1: A fervent low whine escaped her cervix as the femora spoke. "I..was hoping to join the pack.." she >
Google to the Rescue!
player1: If you're not literate, please leave.)
player2: Starting with player4 ...))
player3: 0-0
player3:what is literate?
player1: Please leave.)
player4: AHAHAHA I GOOGLED IT.} "
When Someone Shows Up in the Same Outfit
player: Player2 you stole my other wolfs name pls change it and dont ever wear it again -.-)
If Only I Had Learned the Language of Romance IRL
player: He said 'I wouldn't stay if I didn't love you," but he said it in French.))
Google Translate Fail
player1: Hunting for an elk.
player2: Moose are crocheted
Testing Darwin's Theory
player: Speaking of horror, if I don't come back after Halloween.... I was kinda invited to a party where we
player: go explore her sewer system)"
When Google Leaves You Stranded
player1: Can I get genders? ~Femora~)
[time passes]
player1@username has left the game.
player2: what does femora mean??
player3: don't know lol
player4 Idk
player2: i will look it up on google
player2: google is to confused to know
player2: google dont know
player3: wow and I thought Google knew everything"
They Check In
player:They are watching me.. we must seek shelter. XD)
player: Those are admins.)
...
player: If someone reported this server.. or me..)
player: They check in..)"
BRB
player: brb actual wife is home
Garden Tool RP
player: Hey hoes
DISAPPOINTED
player: Well, I didn't 'Find The One', so I'll leave after this herd
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Players Say the Darndest Things (Part 2) at http://steamcommunity.com/games/431180/announcements/detail/2921010321253375265