Hey everyone,
Big update this time — new exploits, a whole new mechanic, and some important fixes. Here's what's new:
NEW: Poker Hand System
Your cards now form poker hands — and certain exploits can take advantage of them. Pairs, straights, flushes, three-of-a-kind, full house... your hand in blackjack now has a whole second layer of strategy on top of the number game.
NEW EXPLOITS (16!)
A wave of new exploits that synergize with the poker hand and some perks that work with the push system:
Pair Exploits:
Background Miner — Pair in hand: Gain $5 (any result)
Buffer Overflow — Pair in hand on win: +6 bonus damage
Mirror Protocol — Pair in hand: Gain 5 shield (absorbs damage next round)
Legacy Driver — Pair on win: Gain $6 and restore 3 Integrity
Advanced Hands:
Two-Factor Auth — Two Pair on win: Gain $12, but shop prices increase by $3 permanently
Crash Dump — Three of a Kind on win: Deal 10 bonus damage
Sequence Injector — Straight (3+ consecutive): +3 hand value
Suit Overwrite — Flush (3+ same suit): Stun dealer next round
Full Stack — Full House on win: Heal to full Integrity
Special Mechanics:
Null Pointer — Face cards (J/Q/K) count as 0 value
Memory Leak — Start each hand with 3 cards. If the 3rd card would bust, it returns to the deck. Hitting 21 counts as natural Blackjack
Limit Breaker — Bust at 31 instead of 22
Technical Debt — Push: Gain Glitch Stack. Win: +4 DMG / -2 Integrity per stack (consumed)
Micro-Transaction — Lose by 1: Pay $15 to force a Push
Safe Mode — Push: Restore 6 Integrity
System Error: Refund — Push: Gain $8 hush money
BUG FIXES
Alt+Tab Ghost Windows (Windows 11) — Alt+Tab was creating duplicate phantom entries of the game on Windows 11. Reworked how fullscreen works under the hood to eliminate this entirely.
Player HP Going Below Zero — Technical Debt damage could push your Integrity into negative numbers. Fixed.
Perk Icon Consistency — All new exploits now have proper icons, and existing icon names were cleaned up for consistency.
ACCESSIBILITY
CRT Toggle — Added an option to turn down all the fuzziness in the screen. This removes the scanline and all the CRT (arcade terminal) effect on the screen.
Thanks for playing and reporting issues — more to come.