Calamity Cait just released, free for everyone. Stop whatever it is you're doing and go play it.
If for whatever reason you're still reading instead of playing, I suppose I should tell you a few things about the game. Maybe you aren't quite sold yet.
Do you like going to work in the morning? Do you like making small talk with strangers? Do you like being sick with anxiety over things that don't actually matter? Who am I kidding, of course you do. Who doesn't?
Still not sold? Well what if I told you this game has whales? Everybody loves whales. And kookaburras. And echidnas... and ants! Literally all the animals you could ever hope for in a piece of digital media are here!
Right, that's all the self-promotion I can stomach.