Final Fantasy VIII, aka the best Final Fantasy, is 20 years old today. Here’s our list article about that.
So you thought you d celebrate your 20th birthday by taking all your celestial god buds out for a drink, did you? Biggest mistake of your life, pal. Oh, sure, they ll save your life from a time-travelling sorceress in a pinch, but when it comes to a night out, I ve never seen a sorrier bunch of cheapskates in my entire life. Consider this your one and only warning before these mythical moochers take you for everything you re worth.