🔥 Hotfixes, Hard-ons & Hilarious Toilets – Oh My!
Things are heating up in the village, and not just because someone forgot to open a window. The latest update for Naked Lust and Burning Passions introduces a brand-new radial menu for interacting with our ever-horny AI companions. For now, they’ll follow you around—or leave you alone if you’re not in the mood (how polite of them!).
But wait, there’s more:
💦 Fixed that awkward moment when your character tried to perform life cycle animations mid-thrust. That’s not rebirth, babe, that’s just broken code.
🍆 AI now reacts properly when it’s ready for sex. No more standing around like confused virgins at a swinger party.
🪪 Fixed the issue with the magical "E" widget that just wouldn’t go away. It’s finally learned to take a hint when you sprint around like a lunatic.
🧊 AI shouldn’t freeze anymore. Unless you're into cold lovers—we don’t kink shame, but bugs are bugs.
👙 Clothing now saves and loads correctly after restart. Because no one wants to respawn pantsless… unless you chose that life.
🚽 Added a new chat warning when the bathroom is busy:
"The bathroom is occupied and might not survive. Please wait until the situation clears… for your own safety."
(You’ve been warned.)
🎨 Character settings menu now has its "Apply" and "Close" buttons where they actually belong. Finally, someone cleaned up that mess.
🪵 Tree distances increased and camera now properly blocked by trees. No more peeping through the branches like a naughty squirrel.
🚽 Toilet collision fixed! Also, added proper collision to the chamber pot—because even virtual pee deserves boundaries.
🔇 Turned off developer log spam. The game no longer moans in code when you touch it.
This update is just the beginning—our village is getting dirtier, smarter, and a lot more fun. So grab your favorite toy (in-game or IRL), get out there, and follow that AI into depravity.
💋 Stay horny, stay curious!