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Clubbing on a Tuesday night is not a good idea. The only places open on a Tuesday are named after sea creatures and bandits; The Dolphin or Copper Face Jack s , Sneaky Pete s or Mermaid Bar . Inevitably, you will tryst with a stranger. Primal urges will be satisfied. In the following days your nethers will begin to itch in a sinister way, as you both realise the existence of, and dither within, your own pathetic void.
At no point will you regret a dodgy Tuesday, but its events will never have meaning. They will hover, seeming like they were intended to mean something, but what that meaning was, other than drunken ramblings, will remain obscure. Far Cry 5 is like this.