Hey Crew
We’ve cleared up some turbulence that even the best air traffic controller couldn’t have seen coming. Buckle up the humor might experience some light turbulence too.
✈️ Bug Fixes & Improvements
Intro Fix: Pressing ESC no longer crashes the entire game. (We know you just wanted to open the menu, not tear open the space-time continuum.)
Patience Achievement: If you’ve already mastered patience, the voiceline in the menu won’t trigger anymore. You’ve proven yourself no further testing required.
Toilet Collider: You can no longer reach through walls to steal items. Sorry, phantom thieves the bathroom is now reality-proof.
Stewarbotess: Now actually opens the door before walking through it. Advanced AI, powered by basic logic.
Object Pickup: Items falling from the printer or overhead storage are now much easier to grab. No more mid-flight yoga sessions required.
Lovebirds: They were a little too in love in the lavatory. We’ve reduced the volume intimacy yes, eardrum trauma no.
The legendary “Mizzu Bug”: You can no longer look outside the plane when standing on the seats. Window seats are once again staying where they belong.
🌟 What’s Next
Get ready the first Content Update is already on final approach!
New features, new secrets, and maybe a few unexpected passengers... 👀
🛠️ A Simple Job flying safe, even when it doesn’t always look like it.