Hello Cleaners,
When we look for methods to cope with our monstrous future, it’s often critical to stare our ugly past dead in the face - and frankly, it doesn’t get much uglier than Skegness 2029.
As is so often the case, the transition from beachside beauty spot to radioactive cesspit of intense sadness, was a sudden one. Anchored to the Lincolnshire coast on Britain’s eastern seaboard, Skegness’ population bore witness to one of the Kaiju Crisis’ grimmest incidents, deftly delivered via the finned fury of the Autumnal Slagfish.
This moist Kaiju deviant rose from the North Sea to feast upon the local population. Those that survived were faced with radioactive fallout, causing mass devastation, food shortages and grotesque defects - factors that mean Skegness is sadly now only Britain’s second best seaside destination for families.
To fill you in on the day the missiles stopped working and the unmitigated crap that followed, we bring you an exclusive listen to our third episode of InfoBlast - salvaged from a dead person’s phone for your entertainment and lore-bothering needs.
Until next time, cleaners.
- Brightrock Games & Mythwright