Attention Staff,
You may notice the PR department has been busy. In an effort to "connect with the youth" (and satisfy the investors), we are officially launching company social media accounts.
We expect you all to follow along. We’ll be sharing teasers, protocol updates, and surveillance footage in the months leading up to release. It’s a great way to stay informed, and Management is definitely keeping an eye on the follower count... so don't be the one who didn't click the button.
We have significant changes planned, so please remain alert in the upcoming months.
OFFICIAL CHANNELS
That is all. Get back to work.
P.S. Report to the Company Discord to coordinate shifts with fellow employees and receive direct memos from the District Manager.
