This new ːtelegramː Misfortune arrives to Gremlins, Inc. with the upcoming ːgreengemstoneː Spring Season:
A FIRE
The property of gremlin N. has been destroyed by a fire. After a long court case, N. is finally found entitled to $1,000 in insurance money! Unfortunately, most of the spoils must now be spent on paying the lawyers...
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