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Hi, it's the official cleaning crew after kaiju attacks. You can just call us "the cleaners," but if you wanna be all official about it...
Yesterday, we received a 3D model of some new monster the country's surveillance system spotted. Bummer is, we only got a picture... like in that pirate meme.
Honestly, I don't give a damn what it looks like as long as he's alive. I need to know how big it is, how tough it is to chop into pieces, and how toxic its guts are. But for now, all we got is this visual analysis crap. This is why I can't stand the tech guys, they never get US the info we need ON TIME.
So right now, we don't know if it's a giant worm the size of a freight train or a thousand little parasites swarming around. Ah well, ain't the first time we've rolled into a job with barely any intel. Our job is to deal with the mess, not fight live ones. Guess that's why we only get the full kaiju report after the dust has settled.
So far, the archive's got 15 types of kaiju, so this one makes 16. With some of 'em, we couldn't even work on the remains, the bodies were completely pulverized. But man, the blood we had to scrub off for a week after... damn, I'm gettin' off track.
Anyway, here's your new kaiju. What do you think?
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