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Today is October 2nd, the time is... whatever...
For the record: we've detected unusual activity near the kaiju attack cleanup zone. Even though we haven't officially announced the formation of a professional crew to handle these freaking giant... stinky... heavy... damned... ahem, kaiju group organism corpses yet, groups of curious people started gathering during our preliminary preparations.
Well, this isn't our screw-up. Please make sure the PR department knows their promotional video is seriously late. Now we have to answer a ton of questions from people. "Who are you," "what are you doing here," "can I hold the chainsaw," "how much for a kaiju eye"... Sigh...
Anyway, we're continuing to verify equipment readiness and improve team coordination. I'm attaching a training video of rookies learning chainsaw operation to this report.
Let me notice: nobody uses the official name "Dense Tissue and Structure Separator". A saw is a saw!
Also, last week the promo materials team sent us a video of the company poster being created based on the previously approved concept.
I should say that everyone here liked the logo. But the kaiju in the background looks weird... Could you ask someone to rework it to look more realistic?
Our team continues preparing for the official announcement. We request that a PR specialist be assigned to us. You've got to admit it's pretty bad when the person having heartfelt conversations with the crowd is wearing a protective suit covered in guts and blood. You can't imagine how awful it smells here!
Oh right, about the smell.
The old mask filters are terrible. How can they possibly protect against viruses when we can smell everything?! Please figure something out.
Emergency Cleanup Crew №3, weekly report complete.
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