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I have no words. Just… paddles made out of onions. 😭
And apparently 30,000+ of you swinging them into walls, sawblades, and each other.
From 10k → 20k → 30k in no time. We’re starting to suspect you all enjoy this chaos a little too much.
No new cosmetic this time (we can’t keep up with you maniacs), but here’s something priceless instead: a big, soggy, capsized THANK YOU. 💙
💙 – Mateo & the Assemble Entertainment Crew
