Hey Paddlers!
It’s Steam Next Fest, and Paddle Paddle Paddle is paddling full speed into the madness with a demo that must feel like that little guy who was tasked with throwing a certain ring into the flaming lava of a certain mountain—yeah, kinda like that!
So, whatever ... Grab your oar, steel your patience, and dive in … if you dare.
🛶 What’s in the demo?
A taste of pure, unfiltered chaos. Test your skills (and sanity) solo or in online/local co-op with a friend. I highly recommend dragging someone down with you—because if you're going to suffer, you might as well laugh/cry/scream together.
Navigate wild obstacles, survive dorky characters, and try your best not to destroy your keyboard. Or each other.
💬 Like what you played? Leaving a review would be a huge help!
Even if you hated it. We embrace the salt. We live in the salt. We paddle through the salt.
📣 Now paddling with Assemble Entertainment!
I'm incredibly stoked to announce that our little boat of chaos is now sailing with the awesome folks over at Assemble Entertainment!
They're helping me get the word out, support the game's journey, and shout into the storm with me.
Welcome aboard, crew—I can't wait to paddle straight into glorious disaster together.
🎨 Shoutout to the brave Naiaru
A massive thank-you (and possibly an ice pack) to Naiaru, who dove headfirst into lava (a.k.a. production chaos) to bring you the brand-new key artwork (and logo) for Paddle Paddle Paddle.
It perfectly captures the charm, challenge, and absurdity of our game. Go check him out and shower him with love—he deserves it.
🔥 Bruised. Battered. Brilliant.
Thank you all for the support, the memes, and the inevitable rage-quits. We’re just getting started.
🛶 Keep paddling, embrace the chaos. And remember: quitting is for the dry.
– Mateo & the Assemble Entertainment Crew