🇯🇵 PACHINKO IS COMING TO FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE 🇯🇵
Requested by the community. Added by us. Understood by absolutely no one.
Let’s be honest:
We won’t explain the rules. Not as an artistic choice. But because it took us weeks to guess them, test them, break them, then glue them back together… without speaking a single word of Japanese.
Balls fall. Levers slam. Lights turn on whenever they feel like it. And poof — the money disappears!
It’s free. Because you asked for it. And because that’s how we roll.
Next to this, the roulette looks like a cheap plastic picnic plate.
🎯 NEW MISSIONS
Because we needed fresh excuses for you to waste your time
and your money
💸 NEW WAYS TO GO BROKE
We won’t spoil everything,
but let’s just say some decisions will feel bad
before you even make them.
🐞 BUGS FIXED
Yes. Really. A few.
🐛 NEW BUGS ADDED
Also yes. We like consistency.
♠ BLACKJACK – HISTORICAL CORRECTION ♠
So… small detail. We forgot the 10s, Jacks and Queens.
Yeah... It’s fixed. Promise.
👉 No more splitting like a feral animal
👉 The UI got a small facelift
👉 You can now replay your previous hand,
to make the exact same mistake — faster.
🎢 TL;DR
An incomprehensible Japanese game. New missions. Old bugs fixed and fresh ones straight out of the oven. And even more reasons to hit zero with a smile.
Thanks to the community for your increasingly questionable ideas. Please keep them coming. We love suffering with you.
UwU 💋