After months of chaotic development, unpatched bugs, and broken dreams… FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE is officially launching on Steam this April 1st!
Is the game optimized?
👉 Nope.
Did we still add a brand new minigame to celebrate?
👉 YES. And it’s a banger.
🔑 THE KEY MASTER – MASTER OF NOTHING 🔑
Ever wanted to rage over a minigame that requires pixel-perfect timing and soul-crushing disappointment?
Say hello to the Key Master.
Insert your virtual key, align it perfectly, press the button at just the right moment…
…and watch it bounce off like a sad noodle in slow motion.
A minigame so uselessly precise, it makes the claw machine look like a fair game.
Guaranteed to make you question your motor skills and your life choices.
🎡 So yeah. The game is out. We made it. Kind of.
Between crash reports and weird physics bugs, we hope you’ll enjoy throwing your fake money into our cursed machines.
📦 Buy it. Try it. Regret it.
And don’t forget to leave a review (something deep and poetic like "this sucks, I love it" will do).
Thanks to everyone who supported this janky little disaster, made with love, sarcasm, and a budget of exactly zero.